I found this on my computer when I got back from a weekend away- Martie had a friend coming by to see her, but I guess she missed me anyway. When I left, I had been itchy, thanks to multiple spider bites...My dog is awesome. Her spelling skills, not so much...
April 12, 2011
Dear Mom,
This is Martie speaking, and I just wanted to formalize that
fact that I missed you, Mom. You left and I thought about hiring a taxi to
come pick me up to find you, but then I thought better of it because I cannot
pay him in slober. I thought about hi-jacking an airplane, but they do not
understand the nuance of a bark so my threatening tone would be lost on them. I
have now rethought my idea of inserting a tracking device into your skin so
that I may know your every move, all those spider bites are my test spots.
I have a friend outside, it is a new grey cat, did you get
this toy for me? If so it is very realistic and I find the meow’s even to be in
authentic cat dialect. I am now deconstructing “Meows”….now you know how sad
I’ve been.
I tried drawing you a picture but my lack of opposable
thumbs makes it hard, it ended up turning out to be a mutant green been, so I
decided on this love note.
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU! I’M
SO GLAD YOU’RE BACK!
-Martie!
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